THIS WEEK'S $20 WINNER:
Nick, 146 points
HIGHEST SCORING PLAYER:
Chris Johnson (Uncle Joe), 35.2 points
TOYOTA "ASS RAPING OF THE WEEK":
Eddie beats Jeremie by 29.01 points
SCORES:
Nick- 146, Marc- 134.26
Uncle Joe- 128.38, Paul- 114.17
Tom- 132, Chris- 121.24
Kevin- 88.43, Mike- 82.84
Eddie- 124.20, Jeremie- 95.19
Dan T.- 104.58, Dan L.- Dan L.-78.8
STANDINGS (Records):
1. Dan T. (9-1)
2. Uncle Joe (7-3)
3. Paul (6-4)
4. Dan l. (6-4)
5. Eddie (5-5)
6. Kevin (5-5)
7. Tom (5-5)
8. Jeremie (5-5)
9. Chris (4-6)
10. Nick (3-7)
11. Mike (3-7)
12. Marc (2-8)
STANDINGS (Points):
1. Paul (1227.42)
2. Uncle Joe (1214.35)
3. Dan T. (1207.64)
4. Eddie (1151.88)
5. Chris (1140.03)
6. Dan L. (1131.97)
7. Kevin (1122.47)
8. Nick (1070.56)
9. Tom (1065.14)
10. Jeremie (1064.77)
11. Marc (1058.05)
12. Mike (975.81)
THIS WEEK'S MATCHUPS:
Chris (Wyld Stallions) vs. Marc (Ron Mexico's Shi-Tzu)
Mike (Malicious Intent) vs. Uncle Joe (Mongrels)
Eddie (Armenian Assassins) vs. Kevin (Motor City Madman)
Dan L. (Hebrew Hammer) vs. Jeremie (Shorn Beavers)
Nick (Purple People Eaters) vs. Dan T. (Inferno)
Tom (SD Spankfest) vs. Paul (Strictly Business)
MATCHUP-OF-THE-WEEK
Bill Belichick vs. Grady Little. Okay, so they're not in the league, and it's not even fantasy football related. But this week's fantasy matchups don't present a lot of intrigue, so it's time to think outside the box. Little was the toast of Boston until his ridiculously stupid decision to leave Pedro Martinez in the game, and it cost the Red Sox the ALCS. Belichick was hailed as a genius until inexplicably going for it on 4th down from his team's own 28 and not making it, costing the Patriots the game and any hope of home field advantage in the AFC Championship Game. Next time you can't decide between the cheeseburger and the tuna melt, take heart in knowing your decision can't be worse than these guys'.
LEAGUE NEWS & NOTES:
-No more bye weeks. Yay!
-That sound you hear is Marc's heart breaking, as the trade deadline is this Friday, November 20, 2009. Please take note if you want to make any last-minute deals.
-Speaking of trades, Paul shipped RB Tim Hightower and RB LenDale White to Marc for RB Reggie Bush.
-Speaking of Marc, with one more loss he will become the first owner to be mathematically eliminated from title contention.
-Please be advised that there will be Thursday games each week from here on out. Keep this in mind when setting your lineups. This week it's Miami and Carolina.
THE "POOP LIST"
No one made the poop list this week. A hearty congratulations to everyone for the good work they've done maintaining their rosters and lineups.