WEEK 11 RECAP:
It was one of the better weeks of the season in terms of action, as several games were both close and high scoring. Dan T. won yet another game, this one by the skin of his teeth. Thanks to Kevin Smith and Hines Ward, with an assist from Roy Williams who put up a donut for his opponent, Dan beat Nick by just over one point. He maintains a two-game lead over the only owner who can realistically catch him at this point, Uncle Joe. It was a good week for Joe, who was involved in a definite "game of the year" candidate with Mike, who scored 131.09 in defeat, a good total. But because of guys like Ryan Grant and Steven Jackson and their performances, it wasn't enough to beat Joe, who also took over the points lead from Paul, who's team tanked it this week. Tom put the boot to Paul, who now drops to third in points, with much of the damage done by Sidney Rice and Kurt Warner. Meanwhile, don't look now but Marc (despite being mathematically eliminated from title contention) is making a strong late season push. He hung a whopping 153.66 on poor Chris this week, praise be to Aaron Rodgers and new pickup Terrell Owens for that. Marc wins the weekly $20 prize with one of the year's highest scores. Another game of the year candidate saw Eddie slash Kevin's hopes, newbie Jason Snelling and veteran Donovan McNabb stealing the show in that one. And finally, Dan L.'s once proud title hopes took another major hit this week as Jeremie pounded him behind Drew Brees and, yes it's true...Ricky Williams.

THIS WEEK'S $20 WINNER:
Marc, 153.66 points

HIGHEST SCORING PLAYER:
Ricky Williams (Jeremie), 31.8 points

TOYOTA "ASS RAPING OF THE WEEK":
Tom beats Paul by 43.83 points

SCORES:
Marc- 153.66, Chris- 111.20
Uncle Joe- 143.74, Mike- 131.09
Eddie- 111.89, Kevin- 110.72
Jeremie- 131.95, Dan L.- 103.03
Dan T.- 117.56, Nick- 116.50
Tom- 130.35, Paul- 86.35

STANDINGS (Records):
1. Dan T. (10-1)
2. Uncle Joe (8-3)
3. Paul (6-5)
4. Eddie (6-5)
5. Dan L. (6-5)
6. Jeremie (6-5)
7. Tom (6-5)
8. Kevin (5-6)
9. Chris (4-7)
10. Marc (3-8)
11. Nick (3-8)
12. Mike (3-8)

STANDINGS (Points):
1. Uncle Joe (1358.32)
2. Dan T. (1325.2)
3. Paul (1313.94)
4. Eddie (1263.77)
5. Chris (1251.23)
6. Dan L. (1234.40)
7. Kevin (1233.19)
8. Marc (1212.71)
9. Jeremie (1196.72)
10. Jeremie (1195.49)
11. Nick (1187.06)
12. Mike (1106.9)

THIS WEEK'S MATCHUPS:
Chris (Wyld Stallyons) vs. Paul (Strictly Business)
Mike (Malicious Intent) vs. Tom (SD Spankfest)
Eddie (Armenian Assassins) vs. Uncle Joe (Mongrels)
Dan L. (Hebrew Hammer) vs. Kevin (Motor City Madman)
Nick (Purple People Eaters) vs. Jeremie (Shorn Beaver)
Dan T. (Inferno) vs. Marc (Ron Mexico's Shi-Tzu)

MATCHUP-OF-THE-WEEK
Dan T. vs. Marc. For great trash talk, look to the game between Dan L. and Kevin, where homoerotic references are sure to fly like mosquitoes in the rain forest. But for good football (no slight meant to Dan and Kevin), look to the matchup of Dan T. and Marc. Yes, Marc is tied for last, but lately he's been a scoring machine, putting up totals of 153 and 135 in the last two weeks. Dan, of course, is out ahead in first place. Let's see if Marc can keep it up and bring down the leader of the pack.

LEAGUE NEWS & NOTES:
-Following Dan's win there are now three owners who have been eliminated from title contention as they are seven games out with six to play: Marc, Nick, and Mike.
-The trade deadline has now passed. There can be no more trades. Sorry Marc, the news just isn't good for you this week.
-There are three games on Thursday (Thanksgiving), so make sure to take that into consideration when making your lineup decisions this week.

THE "POOP LIST"
Another perfect week for the league. We've never had a perfect season before but we're on our way to doing it this time.

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