WEEK 14 RECAP:
 Week 14 saw top dog Paul take another step toward wining another records title as he narrowly escaped an upset attempt by self-professed "Shindeli spoiler," Marc, who had an all-around effort highlighted by Brandon Marshall and the dawgpound’s Jamal Lewis. It was a dogfight until the end, with Paul winning by a narrow 2.5 point margin behind another great effort by Tony Romo. In another high-scoring affair, Tom attempted to sink his teeth into Jeremie with a great effort by Drew Brees, but Jer’s team behind a solid effort by Matt Hasselbeck took a big bite out of Tom with a 27-point victory and another $20 prize. Jer needs to win at least two out of the next three to stay in contention for the title. In other contender news, Dan T’s team of scrappy players, led by Peyton Manning, taught an old dog some new tricks as he pummeled Uncle Joe’s team who got a solid effort by Earnest Graham. Scooby snack anyone? Uncle Joe was last heard saying, “I would have won if it hadn’t been for those meddling kids!” Dan T’s title hopes are identical to Jer’s. In other matchups, Kevin’s bark was much worse then his bite as Tom Brady wasn’t enough for Nick and Kevin Jones. What Nick? Paul fell down a mindshaft near the old mill and he broke a leg? Show me boy! Led by Marion Barber, Dan L. crushed poor Eddie and Ryan Grant. Every Eddie has his day and he’s still waiting for it. And finally in his first action of the season, Sean and Randy Moss soundly defeated Dennis, whose only scorer in double figures was Eli Manning. Dennis is calling Duane Chapman to haul off Sean after this latest defeat. And remember everyone, don’t be a Vicktim and take a bite out of crime!

THIS WEEK'S $20 WINNER:
Jeremie, 147 points

HIGHEST SCORING PLAYER:
Tom Brady (Kevin), 39 points

SCORES:
Jeremie- 147, Tom - 120
Paul- 139.5, Marc- 137
Dan T.- 105, Uncle Joe- 82.5
Dan L.- 116.5, Eddie– 66.5
Nick– 116.5, Kevin- 113
Sean– 123, Dennis- 82.5

STANDINGS (Records):
1. Paul (11-3)
2. Jeremie (9-5)
3. Dan T. (9-5)
4. Uncle Joe (8-6)
5. Kevin (8-6)
6. Sean (8-6)
7. Dan L. (7-7)
8. Marc (5-8-1)
9. Tom (5-8-1)
10. Dennis (5-9)
11. Eddie (4-10)
12. Nick (4-10)

STANDINGS (Points):
1. Paul (1667)
2. Jeremie (1636.5)
3. Uncle Joe (1629)
4. Kevin (1609.5)
5. Marc (1572)
6. Tom (1562)
7. Dan T. (1547)
8. Sean (1512.5)
9. Eddie (1443.5)
10. Dennis (1299.5)
11. Dan L. (1288)
12. Nick (1260)

THIS WEEK'S MATCHUPS:
Dan L. (Hebrew Hammer) vs. Paul (Strictly Business). After Marc’s failure, Dan Lieb gets a shot at playing spoiler as he matches up with Paul, the hottest team in the league.
Jeremie (Shorn Beaver) vs. Dennis (Sinned 76ers). Jeremie fights for his season as he needs to win out to have any real shot at overtaking Paul. Dennis just wants to win out to end a disappointing season.
Dan T. (DanT's Inferno) vs. Eddie (Full Hairy Jacket). Dan’s in the same spot as Jeremie, fighting to stay in it. Eddie’s in the same spot as Tom, just finishing out a disappointing season and playing for a weekly prize.
Kevin (Motor City Madman) vs. Sean (Iron Insanity). Kevin’s season is fading fast and must win out to have any shot at all. He takes on newcomer and interim manager Sean who also must win out for any shot at the year-end trophy.
Mongrels (Uncle Joe) vs. Nick (Vengeance). Nick took a bite out of Kevin’s title hopes, can he do the same against Uncle Joe?
Tom (SanDiego Spankfest) vs. Marc (Ivana Green Booger). Snooze fest. Nothing to play for here except for pride. Maybe these two will end up in a tie again.

LEAGUE NEWS & NOTES:
-Following Week 14 action, Dan Lieb has been mathematically eliminated from title contention. On a positive note, Dan, you won’t have to worry about the worst-to-first award for next year!
-No more trades for year. Suddenly life feels so empty.
-Thursday night's game features Denver and Houston and Saturday night’s game is Cincinnati and San Francisco.

THE "POOP LIST"
No one made the "poop list" this week. Dan T. gets a pass for Josh Bullocks who gut hurt in warmups. Please pick up after your pets.

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