WEEK 15 RECAP:
We all knew it was coming, and now it's official: with a commanding victory over Uncle Joe this week, Dan T. has officially clinched his second straight records championship. He becomes the first back-to-back champion in league history. Peyton Manning and unheralded Jerome Harrison lead him to the title-clinching win, and also to his third weekly prize of the season. Congratulations to Dan, a classy guy and a great fantasy football player!

While the records race has been decided, the points race still remains fairly tight. Paul maintains his lead after a high-scoring win over Eddie, with Tony Romo and Andre Johnson doing the most damage in that game. He leads Dan T. by roughly 27 points and Uncle Joe by about 58 points. It's still anybody's game at this point, but you'd have to consider Paul the front runner. He has a decent sized lead over Uncle Joe, and Dan's team, while it keeps on steamrolling opponents, is riddled with injuries, with DeAngelo Williams now being added to the scrapheap. Two weeks to go, and it will be interesting to see which of these two-time records champions will take the points title.

In other action, Kevin came out of nowhere to hang 160+ points on Jeremie in an upset, with Big Ben Roethlisberger and his 500-yard performance giving him big points. Chris and Dan L. put on quite a show, with Chris coming out on top thanks to Maurice Jones-Drew and Jamaal Charles coming through with flying colors (looks like there isn't any question Chris was right to take MJD over AP with the first pick). The game between Marc and Mike wasn't close, as Marc stuck it to his foe behind a monster performance by Aaron Rodgers in what would be the "ass raping of the week." And finally, Tom's team still sucks as he fell to Nick and Jonathan Stewart.

THIS WEEK'S $20 WINNER:
Dan T., 166.52 points

HIGHEST SCORING PLAYER:
Jerome Harrison (Dan T.), 47.80 points

TOYOTA "ASS RAPING OF THE WEEK":
Marc beats Mike by 65.77 points

SCORES:
Dan T.- 166.52, Uncle Joe- 103.31
Kevin- 161.29, Jeremie- 115.32
Paul- 139.78, Eddie- 123.23
Chris- 147.89, Dan L.- 105.31
Marc- 136.92, Mike- 71.15
Nick- 94.67, Tom- 86.82

STANDINGS (Records):
1. Dan T. (14-1)*
2. Uncle Joe (11-4)
3. Paul (9-6)
4. Jeremie (8-7)
5. Dan L. (8-7)
6. Chris (7-8)
7. Tom (7-8)
8. Kevin (6-9)
9. Eddie (6-9)
10. Nick (5-10)
11. Mike (5-10)
12. Marc (4-11)

*= Clinched records title

STANDINGS (Points):
1. Paul (1889.22)
2. Dan T. (1862.71)
3. Uncle Joe (1841.36)
4. Jeremie (1751.91)
5. Chris (1751.66)
6. Kevin (1700.95)
7. Eddie (1696.73)
8. Dan L. (1670.22)
9. Marc (1662.57)
10. Nick (1577.47)
11. Tom (1548.64)
12. Mike (1485.65)

THIS WEEK'S MATCHUPS:
Jeremie (Shorn Beaver) vs. Uncle Joe (Mongrels)
Kevin (Motor City Madman) vs. Marc (Ron Mexico's Shi-Tzu)
Paul (Strictly Business) vs. Dan L. (Hebrew Hammer)
Chris (Wyld Stallyons) vs. Nick (Purple People Eaters)
Mike (Malicious Intent) vs. Eddie (Armenian Assassins)
Dan T. (Inferno) vs. Tom (SD Spankfest)

MATCHUP-OF-THE-WEEK
Jeremie vs. Uncle Joe. The title chase is over, but this is the best matchup of the week on paper. Uncle Joe is 2nd in records and 3rd in points, while Jeremie is 4th in both races. Should be a good matchup.

LEAGUE NEWS & NOTES:
-There is a Friday night game this week between San Diego and Tennessee.
-The Commish would like to wish you all a Merry Christmas/Happy Hanukkah.

THE "POOP LIST"
No one made the poop list this week.

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