WEEK 2 RECAP:
We almost made history this week. The Commish cannot recall a week where all 12 owners broke the 100-point mark, and we came within one owner of accomplishing that this week (and the lone holdout, Chris, was less than 6 points away and got a completely unexpected 0 score from Greg Jennings, otherwise he'd have got there too). One guy looking to make history on his own is Uncle Joe, seeking to be the league's first three-time champion. He did his part this week by demolishing the field thanks to a near record-setting performance (see a pattern developing this week?) by Chris Johnson that helped him lay the smack down on long-time rival Dan L. Uncle Joe wins $20 for the first time of what all suspect might be many this season. In first place after two weeks is Jeremie, whose Saints connection of Drew Brees and Marques Colston earned him a win over good buddy Dan T. Marc brought his "A" game with Aaron Rodgers and Felix Jones snatching all the points he would need to defeat Paul. Mike is 2-0 and tied for first with Jeremie after defeating Chris behind Matt Ryan and Fred Jackson (poor Chris said at the start of the year, "As long as I beat Mike, that's all that matters...well there's always Week 13). Kevin has eight total players score double digits, including Steve Smith and Marion Barber, in a win over Nick. And finally, Frank Gore and Kurt Warner put up big points and propelled Tom to victory over Eddie.

THIS WEEK'S $20 WINNER:
Uncle Joe, 153.81 points

HIGHEST SCORING PLAYER:
Chris Johnson (Uncle Joe), 46.40 points

SCORES:
Uncle Joe- 153.81, Dan L.- 104.87
Kevin- 134.94, Nick- 100.51
Jeremie- 125.57, Dan T.- 108.75
Marc- 112.77, Paul- 104.68
Mike- 101.73, Chris- 94.34
Tom- 121.22, Eddie- 109

STANDINGS (Records):
1. Jeremie (2-0)
2. Mike (2-0)
3. Uncle Joe (1-1)
4. Kevin (1-1)
5. Dan L. (1-1)
6. Paul (1-1)
7. Dan T. (1-1)
8. Marc (1-1)
9. Eddie (1-1)
10. Tom (1-1)
11. Nick (0-2)
12. Chris (0-2)

STANDINGS (Points):
1. Jeremie (257.29)
2. Uncle Joe (251.22)
3. Kevin (246.26)
4. Dan L. (240.70)
5. Paul (240.30)
6. Dan T. (226.52)
7. Marc (220.54)
8. Eddie (216.96)
9. Mike (213.32)
10. Nick (212.06)
11. Tom (203.04)
12. Chris (184.52)

THIS WEEK'S MATCHUPS:
Paul (Strictly Business) vs. Mike (Malicious Intent)
Chris (Wyld Stallions) vs. Eddie (Armenian Assassins)
Dan L. (Hebrew Hammer) vs. Tom (SD Spankfest)
Nick (Purple People Eaters) vs. Uncle Joe (Mongrels)
Dan T. (Inferno) vs. Kevin (Motor City Madmen)
Jeremie (Shorn Beaver) vs. Marc (Ron Mexico's Shi-Tzu)

MATCHUP-OF-THE-WEEK:
Jeremie vs. Marc. Not a ton of mouthwatering matchups this week, and after last time, when the Commish chose a matchup based largely on the two participants' trash-talking abilities only to hear crickets chirp for a week, we're going back to the straight-up best matchup on paper. Jeremie is #1 with a bullet so far, best team on points and tied with Mike at 2-0. Marc, despite fielding a team of mostly backup running backs, has seemed to make it work as he always does. This week, Marc seeks to play spoiler and vault himself into a possible tie for first while Jeremie tries to extend his current lead on the field.

LEAGUE NEWS & NOTES:
No news and notes this week.

THE "POOP LIST"
No one made the poop list this week. Not even one close call. Good job all.

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