WEEK 7 RECAP:
It took seven weeks but we now officially have a frontrunner to win the title. Dan T., in first place by a game coming into the week, is now ahead of the pack by two. He handily won his "Clash of the Titans" against Paul, secured his second $20 prize of the season, and widened his points lead in the process. The Commish gets tired of always typing "thanks to Peyton Manning" so this week he'll say "thanks to Miles Austin" instead. The rest of the field is mostly 4-3's and 3-4's. Dan L. won his second straight game and gained a new nickname ("Antwaan Daniel L") in a rousing defeat of Eddie led by Matt Schaub and Vincent Jackson. Other action saw Nick edge out Mike in a low-scoring matchup, thanks be to the incomparable Tom Brady for that victory. Jeremie returned from his honeymoon just in time to defeat Chris, Ricky Williams doing most of the damage there. Aaron Rodgers led Marc to a very tight victory over the suddenly slumping Uncle Joe. And finally, Kevin put the boot to Tom and his nipples, with Owen Daniels and Adrian Peterson doing the dirty work.

THIS WEEK'S $20 WINNER:
Dan T., 137 points

HIGHEST SCORING PLAYER:
Tony Romo (Paul), 33.54 points

SCORES:
Dan T.- 137, Paul- 114.84
Jeremie- 117.99, Chris- 103.39
Nick- 93.52, Mike- 92.26
Dan L.- 119.69, Eddie- 102.94
Kevin- 111.90, Tom- 88.17
Marc- 107.01, Uncle Joe- 106.30

THE TOYOTA "ASS RAPING OF THE WEEK":
Kevin defeats Tom by 23.73 points

STANDINGS (Records):
Screw the standings, just give Dan the title already.

STANDINGS (Points):
See above.

THIS WEEK'S MATCHUPS:
Uncle Joe (Mongrels) vs. SD Spankfest (Tom)
Paul (Strictly Business) vs. Jeremie (Shorn Beaver)
Chris (Wyld Stallyons) vs. Kevin (Motor City Madman)
Mike (Malicious Intent) vs. Dan T. (Inferno)
Eddie (Armenian Assassins) vs. Nick (Purple People Eaters)
Dan L. (Hebrew Hammer) vs. Marc (Ron Mexico's Shi-Tzu)

MATCHUP OF THE WEEK
Chris vs. Kevin. It takes a lot to shut Kevin up, and apparently, having someone pass on AP so you can take him isn't something that does it. Perhaps MJD scoring 25 while AP fumbles twice could do the trick. This week Chris gets to take his first crack at our resident loudmouth, while Kevin gets a chance to let his team do the talking for once.

LEAGUE NEWS & NOTES
-Jeremie is back from his honeymoon. Congrats Jeremie, and welcome home.
-This week's byes: Cincinnati, Kansas City, New England, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay, and Washington (good news Redskins fans, you won't lose this week).

THE "POOP LIST"
No one makes the poop list this week.

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